31 MAY 2000

Warning To Football Wives - Get The Divorce Papers Ready or Get a Marriage
Guidance Councillor!

As well as matches throughout the day British Eurosport (a free digital
satellite channel) will broadcast through the night from 00.00 CET
showing highlights, previews, goals, news and chat via live Internet.
The 'Euro 2000 nightclub' as it will be called will be hosted by
computer generated DJ.

Zeman is being tipped to coach Napoli who are set to return to Serie A.


30 MAY 2000

Who Ate all the Pies?

Fatih Terim, who coached Galatasaray to a treble (League, Cup and
UEFA Cup) will succeed Giovanni Trapattoni as coach of Fiorentina.

O'Neill To Celtic

Martin O'Neill is the new coach of Celtic. Peter Taylor is the favourite to
succeed him at Filbert Street a move which would see a huge change in
Leicester's playing style.

Atletico Want More

Middlesbrough initial bid for Juninho has been rejected by Atletico Madrid.
Atletico are believed to want £5.9 million for the Brazilian playmaker.

Roberto Carlos Signs Five Year Deal

Roberto Carlos, who shocked the World this season with some World Class
defending, has extended his contract with Real Madrid for a further five
years.


ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

Comeback kid...

The good business relations between Juventus and Borussia Dortmund
could see Sunday "better than Conte and Tacchinardi combined but
unfortunately not Italian" Oliseh move from the "Bianconeri" to
the "Schwarz-Gelben" next season. The Nigerian international
midfielder already played in the Bundesliga for Cologne from
1995-1997.

Swiss precision...

Hamburg are said to be interested in Switzerland's national team
keeper Pascal Zuberbühler of FC Basel as replacement for parting
Hans-Jörg Butt. Zuberbühler caught their attention with a good
performance in Switzerland's draw with Germany four weeks ago
and is valued at £1.5M.

Italian rumor mill...

French U-21 national team keeper Sebastien Frey does not want
to return to Inter - he was on loan to Verona - because he
legitimately thinks of himself as too good to warm the bench
behind Angelo Peruzzi.

Lazio wants to swap the in the past not 100% convincing Salas
for Parma's topscorer Crespo.

Frustrated Nerazzurri boss wants to copy Rossoneri philosophy...

"We have to get over buying super expensive stars and foreigners.
In the future I intensely want to work with young talents,
especially from our own country which you can still motivate
and mould." - Marcello Lippi

The "Battlepig" squeaks...

"What do they want with Möller and me ? His strenghts are in offense -
that means they're not satisfied with me anymore. But I won't
play in a more defensive role that's no fun. I'm gonna fight -
it's either Möller or me !" - Schalke 04 playmaker Marc "Battlepig"
Wilmots on the signing of Andy Möller for his position

Ironically Wilmots, who could use Euro 2000 as springboard to another
club, has been linked to Möller's former employer Borussia Dortmund...

King Of The Kings...

In the traditional survey of Spanish newspaper "El Pais" Raúl has
been voted "best player of the Spanish Liga" by the Liga coaches.
It was already the 4th time in his young career he won the award.

The award for "best foreigner" received Barça's Portuguese ace
Luis Figo, "best non-Liga player" became Man United's captain
Roy Keane.

Sniffing up and down the sidelines...

"It is my greatest wish to coach Barcelona. Even more now that
president Nunez has stepped down. I know that my chances are
only around 1% but I don't give up hope." - Diego Armando
Maradona in "Marca"


RANDOM THOUGHTS by Irineu de Carvalho

Franca and Dida were Brazil's best players against England.

Both left Wembley directly to the airport and flew to Sao Paulo for the
Corinthians-Sao Paulo derby - whhich I watched LIVE here in Boston!!!
Dida was too tired to play. Franca came in the 55th minute and destroyed
Corinthians.

The final score was SAO PAULO 2-1 CORINTHIANS (it could have been
5-1), two assists by FRANCA, two goals by MARCELINHO-DONKEY.

It looks like Corinthians' dominance is fading away. This Tuesday they will
play Palmeiras for the Libertadores semifinals and they are very likely to
lose. VAMPETA and MARCELINHO CARIOCA have been horrible recently,
they have not solved their defensive problems, both full-backs are weak
and in the end all they have is ever-dangerous EDILSON and ever-brilliant
RICARDINHO-ZIDANE.

SAO PAULO now has the most beautiful midfield in town with
AXEL-VAGNER-RAI, all of them playing close to their career best.


Barthez to Man United

Man United are currently holding talks with Monaco's goalkeeper Fabian
Barthez. Tight arses. Should have went for Toldo, in my opinion he's
been the best 'keeper in Europe this season.

Raul & Keane - The Coaches Choice

Spanish coaches have voted Raul best forward and Roy Keane best foreign
league player.

Cruijff No To Barca

Johan Cruijff has ruled out a return to Barcelona as President or coach.
Maybe Cruijff will finally manage the Dutch national team if Frank
Rijkaard screws up.

Tragedy For England

Lard-arse David Seamen plans on being England's goalkeeper into the
2002 World Cup. Seamen has played like a twat for England and Arsenal
over the past two seasons but is one of the untouchables i.e. above
criticism like Albertini, Shearer and king of the frauds Mr 'one assist a
season' Zidane to name but three.


29 MAY 2000

For those of you keeping count we have added well over 50 transfers this
month.

Panucci back to Milan? Noooooooooooo!

There's a worrying rumour (worrying if you're a Milan supporter) linking
Christian 'can't mark a desk' Panucci with a move back to his old club.

O'Neill to Celtic?

Leicester manager Martin O'Neill is currently negotiating with Celtic over
the vacant coaches job.


ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

Only minutes after Schalke 04 had announced the signing of playmaker
Andy Möller from arch-arch-arch rivals Dortmund the first protest
faxes from fans announcing they would leave the club and give back
their season tickets arrived at the S04 office. That's real rivalry !
Schalke will pay Möller up to £2.3 million making him once again the
best paid player in the league.

Schalke II: According to German top politician and S04 board member
Jürgen Möllemann the "miners" do also have plans to bring back Jens
Lehmann who already played for Schalke from 1991-1998 from Dortmund.
Lehmann who is Germany's "1B" national team goalkeeper behind Oliver
Kahn left Schalke for Milan after winning the UEFA Cup with S04 but
returned to the Bundesliga only 3 months later.

According to Spanish press reports Bayern Munich has shown interest
in Champion Deportivo's Brazilian playmaker Djalminha who is valued
at around £5 million. Bayern vice-president Rummenigge has as always
denied all rumors.

E VIVA ESPAÑA...

Despite being plagued by debts as high as £130 million the "royal
club" has rewarded each player with £300,000 for winning the
Champions League this year.

35-year-old captain Manuel Sanchís who basically planned to retire
after the season has extended his contract until 2001.

Fernando Morientes who was sought after by Serie A's Milan and Roma
has announced that he will definitely stay at the club. Despite all
contrary lip services from president Sanz watch out for Anelka to
leave the club during the summer -- a swap for 1999 World Footballer
of the Year Zinedine Zidane of Juventus has been rumored.

According to German sports magazine "Kicker" none other than Johan
Cruijff will candidate as president of FC Barcelona after current
boss Josep Lluis Nuñez had recently announced his retirement.

A possible replacement for the parting unpopular coach Louis van Gaal
could be found right in Barça's neighbourhood in form of Valencia's
Hector Cuper.

Spanish Liga legend Luis Aragones (over 1,000 matches as player and
coach) will take charge of 1999 CWC Finalist RCD Mallorca next season.

MILANO - CITY OF FASHION, MILAN AND INTER...

Milan has recalled Brazil's national team keeper Dida from Corinthians
since the team's first choice, Christian Abbiati, will miss several
weeks in September because of the Olympic Football Tournament he will
take part in with the Italian Under-21 national side.

"I would very much like to return to Inter because Massimo Moratti is
the best president I have ever met." -- Real Madrid wingback Roberto
Carlos who has a fixed buyout clause of £60 million in his contract


26 MAY 2000

Real Madrid Print Money

Real Madrid president Lorenzo Sanz has admitted that the club have debts
of over £73 million. Sanz claims that in 2003 the club will make over
£140 million. Man United eat your heart out.

Man United Win Prestigious (?) Award

Man United have been named team of the year in the first Laureus Sports
Awards in Monaco.

Partizan Belgarde, Stade de France Permanent Home of European Cup?

Ljubisa Tumbakovic is the new coach of Partizan Belgrade.

According to Uk channel Ondigital on Wednesday, UEFA were so impressed
by the Stade de France that they are considering making it the permanent
home of the Champions League final starting from the 2002-2003 season.

ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

Juventus has made a £10 million offer for Leverkusen's Brazilian
international winger Zé Roberto.

Hamburg are interested in ex-Milan defender Dario Smoje, currently
with Monza Calcio in Serie B.

In the passing of the Champions League Final theUEFA executive
committee will decide on a license procedure which would prevent
clubs like Real Madrid which have debts of over £125 million but still
sign expensive players like Real did with Anelka this season from
participating. The procedure should be effective starting in 2002/2003.

They also decided on an agreement which permits clubs to sign players
under 18 years.

More UEFA news: In 2001/2002 the 2nd group stage of the Champions
League will be abolished. The name "Champions League" might also
be changed as for the 2nd season in a row no "real" Champions of
their respective leagues have made the Final.

World Champion France has extended their sponsorship deal with
Adidas until 2006. The French Football Association (FFF) will
earn £5 million per year.

Lorenzo Serra Ferrer has been appointed as new coach of FC Barcelona.
Serrer had previously coached "Barça B" who play in the Segunda B
Division (3rd division) of the Spanish Liga.

The new Barça coach Ferrer has decided to sell the De Boer twins.

According to the Catalan TV channel TV3 Juventus has offered
Barcelona 5000 million pesetas (£18 million) plus Zinedine
Zidane in exchange for Figo.

FRANCA by Irineu de Carvalho

Last weekend in the Sao Paulo (Paulista) championship:

SAO PAULO 3-0 GUARANI (Franca, Alvaro, Franca)
SANTOS 3-0 PORTUGUESA
PALMEIRAS 2-4 CORINTHIANS

In the semifinals (* means the team advances with two ties)
SAO PAULO - CORINTHIANS (*)
SANTOS - PALMEIRAS (*)

A very interesting report in a Brazilian newspaper may help us assess how
good Sao Paulo's striker FRANCA is.

In three years as a starting striker for Sao Paulo, FRANCA has managed to
have a goalscoring ratio of 0.77 goals per game. Two comparisons may be
useful: FABIO JUNIOR in his wonderful 1998 season for Cruzeiro ended up
with an average of 0.48/game; RONALDO (do you remember this lad?) in
his 1993-94 season with Cruzeiro managed slightly below 1. But notice
that: FRANCA's numbers regard a three-year period!

Another impressive stat: FRANCA scors 1 goal for each 2.8 shots he
takes!!! Other top Brazilian goalscorers such as MARCELINHO CARIOCA
of Corinthians and LEANDRO of Portuguesa average more than 5 shots in
goal for each goal scored.


25 MAY 2000


LECHNER DIES IN MOTORBIKE CRASH

Kaiserslautern's 21 year old Thomas Lechner died today when he crashed his
motorcycle into a tree after overtaking a car.

MATTHAUS WILL QUIT AT LAST!

Lothar Matthaus has confirmed that he will retire from international football
following Euro 2000.

LIPPI GETS THE DREADED VOTE OF CONFIDENCE

Inter President Massimo Moratti insists coach Marcelo Lippi will stay at the
club despite a threat by Uruguayan playmaker Alvaro Recoba to leave if Lippi
stay.

VIERI OUT OF EURO 2000

Christian Vieri is out of Italy's Euro 2000 squad due to a hamstring injury.

ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

Udo Lattek has quit as coach of Borussia Dortmund. The 66-year-old
explained: "The stress was too much. Sometimes I thought I would
pass out and fall off the bench." Berti Vogts (ex-German national
team coach), Giovanni Trapattoni (Fiorentina), Christoph Daum
(Leverkusen), Arsene Wenger (Arsenal) and current assistant coach
and former Libero ace Matthias Sammer have been rumored as possible
successors.

Christoph Daum will see out his contract at Bayer Leverkusen which
still runs another year. The "motivator" has been linked with a move
to struggling Borussia Dortmund.

"I fell such satisfaction nobody can imagine. When I look back after
this season I have to say: That felt good. In Dortmund I was marked as
somebody who is already past it. They have football "experts" who know
football as well as I do breakdance." - 1860 Munich playmaker Thomas
"Icke" Häßler after leading his team into the Champions League
qualification stage

Hertha BSC Berlin has signed a sponsorship deal with telecommunication
company o.tel.o. worth around £2 million a season plus several
bonuses. o.tel.o. had sponsored Werder Bremen from 1997-1999.

Kurt Vossen, member of the Bayer Leverkusen board, has said in an
interview with German news magazine "Focus" that Emerson will earn
£6.25 million in wages alone at Roma starting next season which
makes him one of the (THE ?) best paid footballers in the world
today. "Emma" has signed a 5-year-deal which equals £31.25 million
of guaranteed salary.

"La Gazzetta dello Sport" reported on Saturday that Roma have
offered "Batigol" Batistuta a whopping yearly salary of £3.5
million and Fiorentina a transfer fee of £22 million. After
the Argentine star announced his plans to leave the "Viola"
riots broke out in Florence and molotov cocktails were thrown
into an office building of Fiorentina president Cecchi Gori's
TV station.

Fiorentina II: According to several Italian newspapers Inter boss
Massimo Moratti wants Giovanni Trapattoni to replace Marcello Lippi
as coach of chronic underachievers Internazionale. As possible
successors of "Trap" at the Viola the names Zeman, Sacchi (!) and
Passarella are floating around.

"I will retire at the end of next season but I want to end my career
with another Champions League title. I hope that I will be remembered
by football fans for my way of playing, and not only by Milan fans."
Milan's n°10 and Croatian legend Zvonimir "Zorro" Boban

Olympiakos Piraeus have offered Lothar Matthäus a yearly salary of
£2 million - as coach! The record international's response: "My
contract in New York expires in October. I am open to all sides
and I'm going to talk to the Greeks."

Frank Rijkaard has appointed his buddy Ruud Krol as 2nd assistant
coach for the "Oranjes" at Euro 2000. The other assistant is fellow
former international and hard-hitting penalty taker Johan Neeskens.

Hickery, Dickery Dock, Hoogma's got a sore cock!

You have surely heard a lot of bizarre injuries like players who
fall off ladders or drop tables on their feet but Hamburg's defender
Nico-Jan Hoogma picked up something even I hadn't heard before: In
Hamburg's final season game against Duisburg he collided with an MSV
player and picked up two tears in his penis! OUCH! OUCH! His "best
piece" had to be clipped at halftime...


24 May 2000

ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

"I don't think Bayer will let me leave after this season already.
It is 99% clear that I'm gonna stay another year. But in 2001 I'm
done with Leverkusen and will finish my career in MLS."
The best Bundesliga striker of the 90's, Ulf Kirsten

Roma is going to float on the stock market in the near future,
following the path of crosstown rivals Lazio. 28.75% of the club
are for sale which equals 13 million shares

Turning Roma into a stock corporation will free up £35 million
which will immediately be reinvested into new player 'material'.
After the recent success of the Lazio shares now even Juventus
and Milan, who had been sceptical before, consider to "hit the
stock market".

"Alberto Zaccheroni has said Bierhoff should rather leave? That
was only a provocation. I have just recently spoken with Oliver
and told him face to face that we don't consider selling him."
Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani

Against contrary reports Milan will finalize the transfer of
Valencia midfield ace Gerard after the Champions League Final.
The Rossoneri have recently also been linked with Monaco's
David Trézéguet who is valued at £15 million.

BAGGIO GETS INTER INTO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

Inter beat Parma 3-1 to secure a place in next season's Champions League.
Baggio (2) and Zamorano scored for Inter, Stanic for Parma.

LAZIO & INTER IN THREE WAY SHOCK!

Not that type of three way you perverts! According to a wild rumour in Italy,
Vieri, Peruzzi and Jugovic could be on their way to Lazio with Veron, Salas
and Almeyda heading to Inter in exchange.

NATIONAL EXPRESS

No one outside of England will get that headline but I've decided to use it
anyway.

Real Valladolid have sacked coach Gregorio Manzano.

Lens coach Rancois Brisson has stepped down.

Dominique Cuperly will be Lyon's coach next season.

Real Madrid have given coach Vicente Del Bosque a one year contract.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2001-2002

UEFA plan to reduce the number of games in the Champions League starting
from the 2001-2002 season.



23 May 2000


RIQUELME TO MILAN IN 2001

"I can confirm that I have been in talks with Milan and Galliani. It's probable
that Riquelme will join Milan in 2001."
Boca Junior's President Mauricio Macri

LA LIGA ROUND UP by Manuel Benet

Hi!

Due to the fact that I had a project due today, I was unable to finish the
Spanish Liga review, mostly because I pretend to change the
match-per-match format for last week report, as it was the last week, and,
as everybody should know now, Deportivo is the new champion of the Spanish
Liga.

In advance, some news from Spain.

I'll start with Barca. Van Gaal leaves, definitively, and some of the
dutchmen will leave with him. Right now the only news are from Bogarde,
who has been reported to have Man Utd and Parma interested in signing him.
On the board side, all the candidates are trying to establish a common
candidate, because the elections are next 22 july and the team should be
formed at that moment.

Next one, Lauren, ex-Mallorca player. Television Espanyola reported after
the match Deportivo vs Espanyol that Lauren has signed for Arsenal for the
price of approx. 0.95 million sterling pounds.

Anelka. Strange, huh? Unfortunately (I don't really know if that's
unfortunate for Valencia or Real Madrid) he will not play the final of the
Champions League next wednesday, due to a injury on last match.

Txetu Rojo, coach of Zaragoza, goes - almost - officially to Athletic Club
de Bilbao, despite the amazing campaign of the manyos (Zaragoza) this
season.

And finally, about Van Gaal, just two sentences resume the coach attittude
towards the club, players, and supporters. From him, "With Ajax I have won
more titles that Barca has won in 100 years", and from his wife, "My
husband is too good for this team". Go to hell, Mr Van Gaal. You deserve
what you got.


22 May 2000

Roma have offered Batistuta wages of £4.2 million a season if he joins which
would make him the highest paid player in the World behind Del Piero in terms
of total income.


21 May 2000

Andrei Shevchenko has extended his contract with Milan until 2005.
Chelsea are interested in Lazio striker Marcelo Salas.


20 May 2000


INJURY WORRIES FOR REAL

Hierro, Anelka, Savio and Salgado are struggling to be fit for Wednesday's
European Cup final against Valencia.

VAN GAAL QUITS

Luis Van Gaal has quit as coach of Barcelona. No idea who will take over.
Rumours are that Barca are interested in Valencia's Hector Cuper.

MAYER TO ARSENAL

According to Real Mallorca, Arsenal have signed their star midfielder
Lauren Mayer. Lauren was expected to join Parma this summer.

THE SINKING SHIP VIOLA, COACH & STRIKER FIRST TO JUMP!

As expected Giovanni Trapattoni has stepped down as coach of Fiorentina.
With the departure of Batistuta imminent and Rui Costa and Toldo also
rumoured to leave this could be the start of a Sampdoria style freefall for
the Viola.


19 May 2000

BRAZIL ROUND-UP by Irineu de Carvalho

RONALDINHO GAUCHO (Gremio), forward to Barcelona
ATHIRSON (Flamengo), left-wing/left-back to Barcelona/Juventus
VAMPETA (Corinthians), midfielder to Fiorentina/Roma/ManU
RICARDINHO (Corinthians), play-maker to several clubs
EDILSON (Corinthians), forward to Real Madrid/ManU
FRANCA (Sao Paulo), striker to Milan
DIDA (Corinthians), goalie to Milan
FELIPE (Vasco), locker-room girl to Fiorentina
ROQUE JUNIOR (Palmeiras), defender to Milan/Parma
ALEX (Palmeiras), playmaker to Parma/ManU
ASPRILLA (Palmeiras), forward to several second class clubs (EPL?)

Of the transfers above, the ones involving Palmeiras are the ones most
likely to occur (they are downsizing their team big time while they do not
sign with a new sponsor). Either Ricardinho or Vampeta are likely to leave
Corinthians, given that Corinthians is out in the market for a midfielder.
Athirson is making pressure to leave, so he will leave no matter what.

If you want an impressive player of the moment:

LEANDRO, striker, of Portuguesa.
Two years ago, before a leg fracture, he was linked to Arsenal.
Very powerful, age 23, and likely to appear at the Selecao at the Olympic
level or even at the grown-ups squad.
He has been very close to 1 goal per game recently, his style reminds of the
likes of Vieri and Batistuta. He is extremely brave becaue he is not as big
as those guys, no wonder he broke his leg in a shock against a defender.

(There is also LEANDRO MACHADO, of Flamengo, formerly from Sporting Lisbon
who is a mediocre and different player).

FRANCA
B****** president Paulo Amaral already announced that it is very unlikely
that Franca stay at Sao Paulo after the EUropean Summer. "Everyday I
receive a new offer". Sao Paulo is reportedly waiting for a 20 million dollars
offer. Juventus and Milan are the teams rumoured to be interested.

LIBERTADORES QFs:
ATLAS (MEXICO) 0-2 PALMEIRAS
ATLETICO MINEIRO (BRASIL) 1-1 CORINTHIANS
It looks very likely that Palmeiras will play Corinthians in the semifinals
of the Libertadores. And as long as Sao Paulo lets talent slip away (we
should be signing Leonardo - not selling Franca!) we will continue to watch
it from the distance without an invitation.


NO FOREIGNERS PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH

"We recommend a quota of two permit players (non EU) per Premiership club
and one in the first division." The Department of Education and Employment
on their plans to make signing South American and African players even more
difficult than it is already.


18 May 2000

LAUDRUP RETIRES, PIRES SET FOR ARSENAL, ROMA IN POLE POSITION FOR
BATISTUTA

Brian Laudrup has announced his retirement from football because of a chronic
Achilles tendon injury.

"But even if Overmars stay I should be leaving to join the London club who
have qualified for the Champions League (Arsenal)."
Marseille playmaker Robert Pires

Roma appear to be in pole position to sign Gabriel Batistuta. Inter and Lazio
are also interested in the Argentinean striker.

Press reports in Chile claim Tottenham are interested in midfielder Clarence
Acuna who plays for Universidad de Chile.


TONI, TONI, TONI POLSTER

As the song went (sort of) has annoucned his retirement.

TIGHT AS ARSEHOLES

Teddy Sheringham will remain at Man United for another season after the
misers offered him a new contract. No wonder they have such a high
turnover.

TALKING SMACK

Chilean international Clarence Acuna has been suspended indefinitely by
FIFA after failing a drugs test.


ROUND-UP by Tim Leidecker

"I don't think Bayer will let me leave after this season already.
It is 99% clear that I'm gonna stay another year. But in 2001 I'm
done with Leverkusen and will finish my career in MLS."
The best Bundesliga striker of the 90's, Ulf Kirsten

Roma is going to float on the stock market in the near future,
following the path of crosstown rivals Lazio. 28.75% of the club
are for sale which equals 13 million shares each worth around
£3-4 (the exact price will be announced on Friday in case
you're interested).

Turning Roma into a stock corporation will free up £33 million
which will immediately be reinvested into new player 'material'.
After the recent success of the Lazio shares now even Juventus
and Milan, who had been sceptical before, consider to "hit the
stock market".

Roma has joined the courting for Batistuta's services as well.
Favourites remain the 'Nerazzurri' from Milano though. A move
to Inter could see fellow star striker Christian Vieri head
back South to his former club Lazio. Club president Cragnotti
has already announced we would very much like him back...

Alberto Zaccheroni has said "Bierhoff should rather leave? That
was only a provocation. I have just recently spoken with Oliver
and told him face to face that we don't consider selling him."
Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani

Against contrary reports Milan will finalize the transfer of
Valencia midfield ace Gerard after the Champions League Final.
The Rossoneri have recently also been linked with Monaco's
David Trézéguet who is valued at £13 million.

After a heavy dispute with coach Puel who questioned his loyalty
to the club French World Cup winning keeper Fabien Barthez is
close to sign with Manchester United. The transfer is going to
cost more than £15 million (money even the tight-arsed ManU board
can afford to spend after the Van Nistelrooij deal fell trough) and
should be finalized before the start of the European Championships.



17 May 2000


FOR SALE

Denilson, Hasselbaink are among 35 players to be transfer listed by the three
clubs relegated from La Liga this season (Atletico Madrid, Real Betis and
Sevilla). Hasselbaink has been linked with a move back to the Premiership,
Tottenham amongst the clubs chasing his signature and Denilson has been
linked with Milan and Parma.


DO US A FAVOUR

Barcelona have promised Espanyol £1.2 million if they defeat Deportivo on
Friday. Barca are currently 2 points behind Deportivo with one game left to
play in the Spanish Championship. Deportivo players are said be on a total
bonus of £2 million if they win the Championship.

REJECTED

Atletico Madrid president Jesus Gil has sacked coach Raddy Antic.


PERUZZI TELLS ZOFF TO BUGGER OFF

Inter goalkeeper, Angelo Peruzzi, has rejected a place in Dino Zoff's Euro
2000 squad. Fiorentina's Francesco Toldo and Parma's Gianluigi Buffon are
first and second choices. Milan's Christian Abbiati is likely to take
Peruzzi's place as 3rd choice 'keeper.


LA LIGA ROUND UP by Manuel Benet

Basically, Nunyez announced yesterday officially (through) the Barca
channel that he will leave the presidency of FC Barcelona tomorrow
wednesday and will summon elections. There are no news about if
he will be candidate for another year, but the common feeling is that he
will renounce to it. There was the rumour that he would leave Barca but
would control it from the shadows, cleaning it economically and making
still decisions, thought the president wouldn't be him. However, this
seems to have dissapeared and now the different opposition parties have
agreed to take out Barca from the actual situation.

So, basically, if everything is as clear as it should be, next season will
see Barcelona with a new president. There's now the question of the
players and Van Gaal. On Van Gaal's side, his contract was renewed last
week until 2002, but if Nunyez leaves, he will likely leave as well, and,
indeed, Gaspart (Barca vicepresident and almost Barca spokeman) made
yesterday some declarations that it would be better if Van Gaal would
leave Barca as well. On the player's side, if there's a change, everything
can be expected, as a new coach with new preferences will come. I'd bet
that many of the dutchmen will be sold, except probably Kluivert, Cocu and
Hesp. Refering to Rivaldo, I am not sure he will leave. Nunyez was widely
criticized by leaving Ronaldo go to Italy, and if Nunyez leaves, maybe the
new board will arrange a new contract with him.

There are a lot of questions that will be answered in the next months,
and hopefully Barcelona will see a completely new board that was needed
long time ago.

That on the Barca side.

On the Betis side, there are rumours that Alfonso will sign for a 'big'
one, and given the problems that had in the past with Real Madrid, that
already has Morientes, Anelka and Raul, only Barcelona comes to mind, if
the destination is a Spanish club. This could be also the replacement for
Rivaldo, if he leaves.

Other players, such as Denilson or Finidi, have been known to decrease
their respective clauses (Denilson clause was about 330$ million) so they
are good buys for other teams.

The same happens with Atletico. Players like Kiko, Molina or Hasselbaink
won't remain in Atletico much more time, and indeed Atletico has already
started to think in the next season without stars, being aware of their
condition of team of 2nd division.


16 May 2000

SERIE A PLAY-OFF, WOERNS OUT OF EURO 2000, NUNEZ WILL
SELL RIVALDO, DALMAT TO PSG

Inter will meet Parma for the final Champions League place on the 23rd
of May in Verona.

German defender Christian Woerns is out of their Euro 2000 squad after
picking up a knee ligament injury on Saturday.

Barca president Josep Luis Nunez has said he will sell Rivaldo before
stepping down as President.

Marseille's immensely talented midfielder, Stephane Dalmat, has turned
down offers from Inter and Real Madrid and signed for PSG. It's the second
successive season that Dalmat has turned down offers from abroad and stayed
in France.


15 May 2000

BATMAN SET TO LEAVE

"I have asked to be sold. I've been massacred this season. The club and I do
not think the same way and for me that is terrible."
Batistuta after becamoing Fiorentina's all time leading scorer with 152 goals.
He is expected to join Inter in the summer.

Thanks to Ronan Van for the Dutch and Belgian league transfers.


14 May 2000

NUNEZ TO STEP DOWN

Barca fans rejoice, Josep Luis Nunez will step down as President.


BAYERN MUNICH

Bayern has once again expressed interest in Real Madrid midfielder
Christian Karembeu. The French World Cup Winner had already been
linked with Munich's Reds last season. Premiership sides Liverpool
and Middlesbrough are also after 'CK' who is valued at £M4.

Leeds United has made a £M10 bid for Bayern and Germany striker
Carsten Jancker. Leeds coach O'Leary is looking for a big&strong
strike partner for Michael Bridges after he failed to bring back
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink from Atlético de Madrid.

Bayern Munich has been linked with Christian Wörns (DF, Borussia
Dortmund), Ciriaco Sforza (MF, Kaiserslautern), Nico Kovac (MF,
Hamburger SV) and Jean-Karl Pierre-Fanfan (DF, Lens) for next
season.
Tim Leidecker


COACHES

Giovanni Trapattoni has agreed to stay on as coach of Fiorentina
after club president Vittorio Cecchi Gori had agreed not to sell
stars Gabriel Batistuta and Rui Costa as well as strengthening
the current squad.

Juan Manuel Liddo will replace Jose Francisco Rojo as coach of
Real Zaragoza next season. Rojo will become the new coach of
Athletic de Bilbao.

According to an interview in German daily newspaper 'Die Welt'
Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger has expressed interest in becoming
coach of the German national team in the near future.
Tim Leidecker


NOT HENRY MANCINI

"I dream about Juve being denied three crystal clear penalties
and us getting two dodgy ones." -- Lazio old hand Roberto
Mancini on the topic of Serie A refs which have favoured
serial winner Juventus in the past

And to end something to smile...

Rumanian refs lead a dangerous life: In a game with Rumanian
D-League (4th division) club Steagul Rosu Colacu a player
equalized in the 86th minute after carrying the ball to the
goal with his hands (!) before scoring and fans forced the
ref to count a goal using - get this - whiplashes! Ouch...
Game officially ended 1-1.
Tim Leidecker


13 May 2000


The chances of this happening are slim but Milan have now been linked with a
move for Raul.

West Ham's gifted midfielder Frank Lampard will miss out on Euro 2000 after
being called up to play for England in the U-21 European Championships.
Injury 'prone king of the square pass Jamie Redknapp will now stink up
England's midfield during Euro 2000.

Lyon coach Roger Lacombe has resigned with only a match of the season
remaining. Lyon will qualify for the Champions League if they match or
better the result of 4th placed Bordeaux.

Italy's new shirt is made of skin tight lycra!


12 May 2000

Karembeu has been linked with a move to Middlesbrough or Liverpool.

Lyon are set to sign Marc-Viven Foe from West Ham and Frank Lebouef from
Chelsea. Both clubs are interested in signing Lyon striker Frederic Kanoute,
currently on loan to the Hammers.

Some ridiculous rumours have been floating around in recent days. Milan
are apparently interested in signing Figo and Rivaldo.


11 May 2000


Massimo De Sanctis, the dodgy ref that disallowed Fabio Cannavaro's goal
against Juventus on Sunday has been ordered by the Italian FA to explain his
decision.

"I am impressed by Shevchenko, he came to Italy and is after only one year the
top scorer of Serie A. He is fast and intelligent, and when you are intelligent
you can always learn more. I think Shevchenko is still learning a lot from the best
league in the world. I hope he can have the same success I had, because a
great Milan needs a great attacker.". Marco Van Basten


9 May 2000

Germany's assistant coach Uli Stielike has been sacked after a serious of
rows with coach Erich Ribbeck. Horst Hrubesch (pronounced Rubbish, well
ok not really pronounced Rubbish) will take over.

Roy Hodgson has quit as coach of Grasshoppers.

Standard Liege have given in to the demands of their players and re-appointed
Tomislav Ivic as coach.

Raddy Antic has said he will coach relegated Atletico Madrid without pay,
Club director, Miguel Angel Gil has refused to accept Antic's generous/stupid
offer.


7 May 2000


Lazio have signed a three year sponsorship deal with technology company
Siemens. The deal will earn Lazio £5 million per season. Earlier in the
week Liverpool also signed a three year sponsorship deal, worth £21 million
with Reebok.


6 May 2000

Aston Villa coach John Gregory has signed a three year contract that will keep
him at Villa park until 2003. Gregory is set to earn £1 million a year, making him
one of the highest paid managers in football.

Borussia Dortmund will continue with their caretaker coaches, Udo Lattek
and Matthias Sammer until the end of next season when Christophe Daum's
contract ends with Bayer Leverkusen. Daum has been offered a new contract
but hasn't signed it.

Hansa Rostock midfielder Yasser Radwan will be out for 6 months
with a knee ligament injury.


3 May 2000

Former Parma and Dortmund coach, Nevio Scala, is the new coach of
Besiktas. Last week Besiktas sacked Hans Peter Briegel.

Verona have been fined £8,500 by the Italian FA for racist abuse by their
fans during Sunday's victory over Juventus. Lazio have also been fined
for racist abuse, £17,500, during last month's Champions League match against
Valencia.

Athletic Bilbao midfielder Bitor Alkiza will be out for 3 months following
surgery on his left foot. Real Valladolid midfielder Harold Lozano will be
out for 5 months following surgery on his right knee.

"I am confident that within two weeks the deal should be signed and sealed."
Dynamo Kyiv striker Serhiy Rebrov speaks of his move to Tottenham.


2 May 2000


Newspaper reports in England claim Tottenham have signed Dynamo Kyiv
striker Serhiy Rebrov for £11 million. Tottenham have confirmed that they
have held talks with the striker.

Auxerre coach Guy Roux will retire at the end of the season after an
incredible 39 years in charge of the club that he lead from the lower
divisions to a league and cup double.

Andreas Andersson will miss Euro 2000 after damaging cruciate knee
ligaments. No great loss.

'Farmer' Gus Hiddink has been sacked as coach of relegation threatened
Real Betis. Hiddink is favourite to take over as coach of Celtic.

Rugby's 10 yard rule will be introduced in the Premiership next season.
Referee's will now be allowed to move the wall from a free kick back
10 yards if they are shown dissent by players.

"I am still interested in signing him. It is a big strong possibility.
We're only in the market for Ruud (van Nistelrooij) because of his age,
development and talent.". Man United manager Alex Ferguson


1 May 2000

Former Wimbledon star turned TV presenter John Fashanu wants the
Wimbledon's managers job after Egil 'Drillo' Olsen was sacked.

Roy Keane has been named Football Writers player of the year and the
Players Player of the year. Leeds Australian playmaker, Harry Kewell was voted
young player of the year. The PFA (Players Football Association?) XI :

Martyn (GK, Leeds)
Kelly (DF, Leeds)
Stam (DF, Man United)
Hyypia (DF, Liverpool)
Harte (DF, Leeds)
Keane (MF, Man United)
Beckham (MF, Man United)
Kewell (MF, Leeds)
Viera (MF, Arsenal)
Phillips (FW, Sunderland)
Cole (FW, Man United)