7 December 2005

BENFICA 2-1 MAN UNITED

Ginger nuts scored his 2nd champions league goal in three years (that's how long he's been past it) but he almost tripped over his own feet when putting away Neville's centre. Geovanni equalised with a spectacular low diving header. Another Nelson cross lead to the winning goal, Smith headed out as far as Beto and his fiercely struck shot deflected off Scholes past van der Sar.

Taggart is toast at the end of the season. I bet the Glazer's aren't looking forward to the annual report. This is the beginning of the end folks. There's always FC United of Manchester.

Attendance : 53,000
Assists : Neville, Nelson, n/a


VILLARREAL 1-0 LILLE

Attendance : 21,000
Assist : Font


22 November 2005

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 VILLARREAL

Attendance : 67,000
Assist : n/a


LILLE 0-0 BENFICA

Benfica's goalkeeper is named Quim. For those who don't know Quim is a slang term for c*nt and that's what this group is, a boring Quim.

Attendance : 40,000
Assist : n/a


2 November 2005

BENFICA 0-1 VILLARREAL

Attendance : 30,000
Assist : ?


LILLE 1-0 MAN UNITED

Attendance : 35,000
Assist : Tafforeau


18 October 2005

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 LILLE

Attendance : 60,626
Red Card : Scholes 63 (Manchester United)
Assists : n/a


VILLARREAL 1-1 BENFICA

Riquelme 73 (Pen)
Manuel 77

Riquelme gave Villarreal the lead with an extremely dubious penalty. Manuel scored a fantastic equaliser. He intercepted a clearance by juggling the ball off his chest then hit a right foot volley which dipped over Viera in the Villarreal goal.

Attendance : 21,000
Assists : Sorin (won pen), n/a


27 September 2005

MANCHESTER UNITED 2-1 BENFICA

Miccoli and Simao wasted chances to give Benfica the lead. Possibly the World's most useless striker, Nuno Gomes, helped Giggs free kick past his own 'keeper with his arm. Simao equalised with a brilliant free kick. van Nistelrooy robbed Benfica of what would have been a well earned point when he pounced on a deflection from a corner.

Attendance : 67,000
Assists : n/a, Miccoli (won fk), n/a


LILLE 0-0 VILLARREAL

Attendance : 35,000
Assists : n/a


14 September 2005

BENFICA 1-0 LILLE

Attendance : 30,000
Assist : Mantorras


VILLARREAL 0-0 MAN UNITED

The match sucked monkey balls so Kim Moron Nielsen, never one to miss an opportunity to grab the headlines, sent off Rooney. He was booked after Alvares dived under minimal contact and as he clapped for the award of a yellow card KMN gave him another.

Attendance : 23,000
Red Card : Rooney 65 (Manchester United)
Assist : n/a